One more disappointment, one more chuck!
Still no response, still no luck!
Was feeling melancholic, low,
but then, an idea struck!
Maybe, I am best in the garden!
That's why everyone wants to pluck!
I will fly, run, walk, crawl, but move,
will never stagnate like a schmuck!
Even a lion would be hungry,
If it's slower than a buck!
Starting today, I would try to be a duck!
Will appear calm on the surface, but under will paddle like fuck!!